[quote=@RIGHTEOUSwench]
Looking forward to your next post, good sir. This has been a joy to read all through, and a barrel of laughs to boot. C:
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[color=0076a3]You know, I was about to give up on this game, but your post changed my mind. Work and other happening in my life have been keeping me busy enough to push this further down on my "things I want to do right at this second" list, but if you guys are willing to keep going, then let's rock and roll! Without further adieu...[/color]

[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
>Wait until pillow torch is achieved.
>Take all three light bulbs to facilitate the expression of three future brilliant ideas.
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/VJstNil.jpg[/img]

[color=6ecff6]It took a while, but you managed to make the pillow catch fire. Unfortunately the light-bulbs are now too hot to touch, and it's not really worth the time waiting for them to get cool again. You unhinge your jaw and store the flaming pillow inside of your body, being careful not to let it get extinguished.[/color]

[quote=@Spud]
>Make a cape out of bedsheets 
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/KhF6dJ1.jpg[/img]

[quote=@hiddenleafguy]
>is that your spoon on the nightstand? IT IS YOU.
>get down and grab your spoon and check to see if it is ok, it might have a broken bone.
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/PM2ORuF.jpg[/img]

[color=6ecff6]Alas, your spoon is not on the table! I guess it's not that surprising, since it fell separately from you. It looks like there is some sort of box here, a scalpel, your magic scroll, and a roll of duct-tape. You can't fit anymore inside yourself, so you'll have to figure out some other way to carry what you want.[/color]