I feel like telling people this little story and you guys are the only people around me right now that I haven't already told.

Pull up a chair sit down on the floor I'll tell you a tale you've never heard before
One fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got into a fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policemen heard the noice and he shot the two dead boys
Now if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it through a hole in a barb wire fence

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The end haha.