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If my Skyrim thread overtakes mdk’s thread, I’ll cut off my leg for a year

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Marik
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Am I so much of a nerd that I’ll write an entire novel about my Skyrim playthrough? Let’s find out!
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I'm pretty certain that you can't cut your leg off for just a year
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I'm pretty certain that you can't cut your leg off for just a year


You can indeed.
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Just to verify. Are you going to cut your leg off and stow it in the freezer to sew back on a year later? Or do you intend to take a full year to make the incision that will remove the leg? I could get behind either, but I have a strong preference.
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I'm pretty certain that you can't cut your leg off for just a year


And I’m certain that me doing a one man RP won’t beat out shit posting.

Just to verify. Are you going to cut your leg off and stow it in the freezer to sew back on a year later? Or do you intend to take a full year to make the incision that will remove the leg? I could get behind either, but I have a strong preference.


The second one would be too painful, I’d probably die from that. So it would have to be the first.
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It'll work one way or another. Even if the leg dies, you could always hook it up to some marionette strings and stick incense sticks in your pocket to counter-act the smell of rot.
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The second one would be too painful, I’d probably die from that. So it would have to be the first.


Maybe you could develop a hardcore drug addiction as a comparably healthy way to deal.
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Maybe you could develop a hardcore drug addiction as a comparably healthy way to deal.


And if you cannot find the funds to pay for the drugs, don't worry! You can sell your leg to urban cannibals!
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This sounds like a plot to an episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
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