Name: Monty (not me real name)
Age: 30 something
Interests: intelligence, decent appearance, video gamer, has a job, doesn't play those stupid relationship games (i.e. expecting me to be a mind reader), my 3 black cats approval, Christian, conservative
Seeking: woman (preferably of extraterrestrial origin)
Turn-Offs: stupid, liberal, socialism, voted for a Democrat even once, has a large dog or a small yappy dog, social media obsession, spends excessive amounts of money on clothing & shoes just to stay fashionable, obsession with her vanity/body image, enjoys Abrams' Star Trek, Yankee (people who live in north eastern USA), watches sports