[quote=@Revans Exile]
Name: Monty (not me real name)
Age: 30 something
Interests: intelligence, decent appearance, video gamer, has a job, doesn't play those stupid relationship games (i.e. expecting me to be a mind reader), my 3 black cats approval, Christian, conservative
Seeking: woman (preferably of extraterrestrial origin)
Turn-Offs: stupid, liberal, socialism, voted for a Democrat even once, has a large dog or a small yappy dog, social media obsession, spends excessive amounts of money on clothing & shoes just to stay fashionable, obsession with her vanity/body image, enjoys Abrams' Star Trek, Yankee (people who live in north eastern USA), watches sports
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This is it guys, we've done it. Everyone can stop posting now, this is the best one by far. Clearly the character this man is portraying is the epitome of shit posting, combining overall unlikableness with the edge of current event shittery.