[Center][color=9e0b0f]-Lukas Kunze-[/color]

[color=9e0b0f]"I'm not exactly sure that's how the saying goes, heh... but who really gives two craps? Here, let me lend you a hand."[/color]

The boy chuckled to himself, smiling at the boy as he extended his hand to the boys, and followed up by firmly gripping his hand. He hoped to not squeeze too tightly as he didn't want to warrant the boy with a sore hand. As soon as he was adjusted, he promptly pulled the boy up to about his... level. Wow, he really was as short as he thought he was. Kind of reminded him of Ziska, even though he was positive that this kid didn't wear proactive clothing that is tighter than Samus' usual attire that isn't her power armor... plus he probably isn't into BDSM...

Wait, maybe this kid was possibly his roommate? No, he has way too many items that wern't in his room from what Lukas keenly observed about him. The quest for locating his roommates would come later after classes!... and probably after a rigorously questionable workout also... and study session... and... yeah, he needs to allocate his time for seeking them out better.

Anyways, introduction time.

[color=9e0b0f]"Anyways, the name is Lukas, I'm a second-year here at the Herculean Academy!I'm Absol-utley sure you'll harbor good fortunes!"[/color]

Well, he nailed the cliche sort of introduction, with a stealth pun only a few people would truly come to appreciate. Now that he thought about it... wait, this was the perfect plan he had conjured up in his head! Not Meredith chaotic at most, but it would certainly cause him to be temporarily thrown off his game be for being uplifted again. Yes, yes, nothing about this plan could possibly end up in a horrific scene...

Just like yesterday!

[color=9e0b0f][i]"Oh, I have got the perfect joke to pull on him. I've got a few minutes to spare so I should be fine in comparison. Alright, let's put on an act of a self-centered, egotistical ass who is short-sighted and ignorant."[/I][/color]

With operation... uhm... anyways, with that going on, Lukas made sure to have all the flags of being a supposedly modest, deluded, prideful snob. His welcoming smile began to translate into a sneer as he put both of his hand at his sides, beginning the descent into obnoxious shallowness. He puffed his chest out to further essentials this whole act, jutting his chin out ever so slightly to make him look like the perfect, oblivious oaf. Now he had the look down, now had to start making himself to be incapable of being anything but a narcissistic, immoddest man.

[color=9e0b0f]"So I assume [i]you[/i] are a first year since I have never seen you around here before. I guess this means [i]I[/i] am your social superior, the far more exceeded and better student! That means you have to obey my every beck and call at each whim since [i]I[/i] obviously know more than you, you... dumb person! So, it's best you get used to me knockin' at your dorm to do a few errands for me, lest there be severe consequences, got it?"[/color]

... Ok, maybe he went a [i]little[/i] bit overboard as that whole speech became so overbearing to him and made it look like a stereotypical jock and nerd scene. Even though he was kidding, he felt the need to tone down on a few of his exaggerated points in time. Lukas stared at the boy, waiting for him to respond to his rude oncoming of this whole hierarchical spectacle. However, if he was right about this not being a first year... yeah, he already started to feel bad for what he would eventually come to put up with in the alien tricksters class.

[color=9e0b0f][I]"Ugh, Meredith... she would probably set off an assortment of events to make them graciously appear as if she is not the perpatrator of such whimsical offenses. I wouldn't be surprised if she decided to randomly set off giraffe mating noises for the sole purpose of getting someone with a giraffe fetish off... Ok, that might be stretching it, but hell, I really can't be surprised at the amount of incoherent and absolutely ridiculous events she sets off."[/I][/color]

Breaking from that line of thought, he slowly brought his full attention back to the teen in front of him. Lukas' incompetence began to shine as he looked now as if he was holding in some laughter that he wanted to tlet go. His poker face now was bad, but he could only wish for it not to degrade to the point of Graham being unable to distinguish if he is being serious.

All Lukas needed to do was hold it in for a few more minutes...

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Yeah, this was going to be difficult. [/center]