Seadus began some droll little speech about his "quest" for immortality. Crompter couldn't help but giggle a bit at how the Prince seemed to think anyone cared. The Alrin fool pledged allegiance, and then the abominable deer-man simply stood up and began to leave. At that, Crompter lost all control. He began to guffaw wildly, nearly falling out of his chair. Prince Seadus probably didn't think anyone would [i]actually[/i] leave when he offered it, but it would seem that Umbrix had no interest.

Admittedly Crompter didn't think much about the implications of what he had just been told, at least not yet. He would do that later when he was sober. Right now, though, he reasoned that he would stay around if only for the amusement and because he had no intentions of going back to the rathole of a hamlet that he had been staying at before.

Crompter croaked out after Umbrix, "Where are you going, deer-man? You look like a furry ball of..."

Once again his speech trailed off into an incomprehensible list of insults, mocking everything from the reek about Umbrix to his horns, and then going on to claim that he had four eyes and yet half a brain.