[@Silver Carrot]
The actual Excalibur seems a bit heavy for this kind of game, and I think it's being held on reserve for someone named Pendragon, anyway. I am willing to work with you, though: 

"Excalibat", an oversized cricket bat of epic proportion that glows with elemental light for its True Wielder, and is nigh-indestructible. Certain magic-users and creatures will be able to recognize it as an item of greatness. Also, not a problem to get through customs. 

[@Blackmist16]
Post a character concept here or PM it to me, instructions are in the first post. Glad to have you on board.