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But what if you knew, behind that dead waterfall of black hair, lay a beautiful lady, waiting for the right person to squeeze her butt. And that right person was you. 

You'll be pleased to know discussing this affected me greatly last night. I went to bed and had another dream about her, except this time I could expressly see her face, and I squeezed her butt again. Good times, good times.

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Omg, that's horrible. Well, I mean, if that was me, I would have been really excited about the "Tolkein's house" part. Urgh...Slender man...He was so scary when he first started getting popular....now both me and my sister are thoroughly desensitized to it. What scares the shit out of me now is child-possessed animatronics. 
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The friend who told me about slender man kept banging on about that fake documentary film they made, and forgot to mention to me that he WASN'T REAL, so I went around for months bloody petrified that I was gonna get nabbed by this faceless creature. I've not encountered child-possessed animatronics in my exploration of the internet, is this something I should avoid?