“I own everything here. Therefore, that makes you my guests.” Godmodder answered nonchalantly, crawling out from under the table the rest of the way, swinging his feet around and sitting on the cafeteria bench, facing the two roleplayers as he rested his elbows on the table behind him. “As for who I am…” he hesitated for a moment, as if unsure of the answer himself. “I’m really not sure how to respond to that.” He told them. “I mean, I’ve kind of gone through lots of names. My ‘official’ name has sort of been lost to the ages. Beyond that, I’ve used a number of aliases in my days. I’ve also been referred to as ‘God’ before. Recently I’ve been told that the most commonly accepted name for me right now is ‘Godmodder’, but I feel that’s kind of a clunky and unattractive name, don’t ya think? How ‘bout we just shorten it to ‘Godmod’, or – ooh ooh I have an idea! ‘GM’. Short, sweet, and I love the double-meaning.” He grinned, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his thighs as he continued to talk. “Although… I also like wolves. People seem to have noticed that, so I get a lot of wolf-related nicknames, you know? A lot of ‘Wolf Man’ and the like. You could give me a name along those lines, oooor maybe just another word for ‘wolf’, but in a foreign language or something. People seem to do that a lot for characters, don’t they? So maybe you could just call me ‘Lupus’ or ‘Ookami’ or… whatever language you think produces the coolest-sounding name. Any idea what the German word for ‘wolf’ is? I feel like I used to know it but I forgot… German’s usually a pretty cool language, though. You could probably squeeze a nice name out of that.” He rambled. 

“In the end, though, I really don’t care what name you come up with for me. I’m pretty used to arbitrarily-given nicknames.” He shrugged, lying down on the bench. “Call me whatever you like.”