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<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

*grins*

Such a funny woman. 

And look, your hair turns green when your angry, oh so scary.

*throws up his hands in a fake scared gesture*

Get in the kitchen and make me the best food you can offer and I'll spare you.
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Already have it.
*Materializes above you*
How about a knuckle sandwich?
*Punches you in the face and knees you in the gut*