[quote=Deamonbane]
God made asses to be spanked playfully... the fact that they are comfy cushions when we sit was an afterthought...
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Amen! preach it! God made asses because he wanted us to be fruitful and he knew, he knew because he is all knowing, that the ass would be of tremendous value towards his first and most holy of commands. Go forth and have sex!!