I gotta say I'm most proud of the skittles thing. "Colorful as skittles, (I fucking love skittles)". That's genius in my opinion.

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Edit: is it bad I honestly hope I continue using that at last once per 'round'? That'd be a [i]glorious[/i] running gag and you know it.