[quote=@Kafka Komedy]
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Don't you guys have hot inhuman handmaids though? I distinctly remember someone mentioning a maid.
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A mere maid? We can do better than that!

[quote=@Neko Sensei]
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Neko is a lady~ I would actually prefer a boy~♪ 
But yeah, now that I think about it, we don't have many handsome ones... *sigh* I guess we better keep planning things instead of going to parties... >.>
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Yeah... everyone on our side has the face of a bulldog chewing a wasp.