Spencer looked at Cash and Sucker talking. "Don't read that, it's like and 18 plus! He yelled. "I can pull out a lawsuit, or at least I could before this happened!" He gestured to the wasteland they were in. "Oh I know! I could make a time machine, then bring a judge here! Oh, wait going backwards in time is impossible, right? Oh I know! I'll send him a text then bring him here! Wait, we have no Wifi or phones, right?" He slapped himself on the forehead and groaned. "Oh, and Cash, Jess is a footie coach right? Then why would she have in-depth info about, you know, adultery? Why was she a featured article? Oh Lord I should write a song about that!" He ran to the front of the jeep and unzipped a case, to reveal a guitar. "Jess! The porn star!" He said quietly, strumming his guitar. "She gonna go far, that little porn star!" He giggled silently.