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If it was a perfectly clean and unused tile floor? If you'd dropped it on an ordinary floor for two seconds then picked it up again? If you washed it?

Or if you're ok with eating straw from the floor of a cow paddock, that's fine too, I guess. You do you.
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When I feel like creating a scene.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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When everybody else is doing it so I don't feel weird.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Depends on the food, but I mean as long as the floor is clean…

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I don't cause I like to waste food

suck it malnourished people
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by stark
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5 second rule.
(And only if it's my own floor or the floor at my Mom's house because I know they're clean.)
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If it bounced off and then went back on my plate.
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Is it found food, or food I dropped?
Found food - oh hell no
Food I dropped - continue on....

Is it in a filthy environment?
Yes - no way
Nope, pretty clean looking - continue on...

Pick it up, is there noticeable dirt?
Yes - nope, toss it
Nah, looks alright - eat it
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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The stuff I eat will kill me eventually, so why care about how clean it is?
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There are many factors to consider.

First, the constituency of the surface. If the ground is made of dirt, grass, or other naturally occurring biological material, I won't eat off of it. To a lesser extent, same goes for particularly shaggy carpets. However, if the surface is a single solid surface, like tile, wood, stone, and concrete, I am willing to eat of it. This includes sidewalks, but I'll usually check to make sure no grit carried over—if so, I can just brush it off. The exception, of course, is public restrooms and hallways with known mouse or rat infestations.

Second, the constituency of the food. Liquids and semi-liquids, like jello, will not be tolerated from anything lower than a chair-seat. Icecream and the like must be rinsed of the afflicted area—and has no tolerance for sidewalks or other public surfaces. Things with a crumbly exterior can simply be brushed off. Anything firmer than chocolate is typically safe. Anything with a peel, edible or not—like apples—breaks many of the surface rules, as I'll eat it off dirt or grass after brushing it off.

Third, the company I keep. For friends and close family, anything goes. In non-formal situations, the same goes for high-school teachers, classmates, and coworkers. With extended family and acquaintances, I will only eat off of indoor surfaces. In a formal setting, no tolerance allowed.

Fourth, and last, it depends on how attached I actually am to the food.

In general, I eat a lot of food off the ground. However, I absolutely despise eating food or drink that others have already started. For that reason, I also obviously never eat found food.
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Is it found food, or food I dropped?
Found food - oh hell no
Food I dropped - continue on....

Is it in a filthy environment?
Yes - no way
Nope, pretty clean looking - continue on...

Pick it up, is there noticeable dirt?
Yes - nope, toss it
Nah, looks alright - eat it


is it bacon?

Yes- Forget answers to rest of questions
No - Bin it
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<Snipped quote by Vanq>

is it bacon?

Yes- Forget answers to rest of questions
No - Bin it


Bacon stopped being funny and quirky in 2013.

Find an original joke, pleb.
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When you're in college and every bit of food counts, no matter how messed up that floor is.
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<Snipped quote by Kurai Assassin>

Bacon stopped being funny and quirky in 2013.

Find an original joke, pleb.


Everybody likes flan. Flan will be the new bacon.
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<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

Everybody likes flan. Flan will be the new bacon.


I'm partial to flan. I'm partial to bacon. I'll allow it.
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