[color=00a651][i]Thank God for fall damage, I’d be stuck at level 2 if not for it![/i][/color] was the one thought that went through Jukebox's mind as he stabbed an an outlaw in the back and kicked her off the roof of the building. As he was waiting for the points to add to his EXP bar a message popped up.

[quote][b]To:[/b] Unrelenting Jukebox
[b]From:[/b] Arms Slave 
[b]Subject:[/b] NO SUBJECT

I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY! [/quote]

The sheer lunacy of the message was confusing [color=00a651][i]“I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore"... huh is this guy related to the idiot who spammed me when I first logged in?[/i][/color]

[quote][b]To:[/b] Arms Slave [@Lucius Cypher]
[b]From:[/b] Unrelenting Jukebox
[b]Subject:[/b] Re:NO SUBJECT

Hi Mr Slave,
Can I ask you a question? Do you write your own material or are you colluding with someone? If so, you need to get some more pointers from the other guy and work on your timing. The one who spammed me when I was just a wee level 1 had a [i]lot[/i] more imagination than you.

That guy hit me more psychologically y’know, being called a disease that infected the very code of DGO? You are trying to make yourself the cause of fear, but I don’t know you well enough to be scared, sorry. I will say that I enjoyed the “I am the inside of this world” part, very creative.

Well if you want to fight me or whatever I’m not really worth the effort. I’ll probably flee, or run you over... run you over while fleeing? I don’t know, no plan survives first contact so why bother, am I right? 

Anyway, this was a good chat. Please if you want someone to proofread your threats send them my way and I’ll be sure to give you some more feedback! :)

Cheers,
Unrelenting Jukebox[/quote]

Hitting send Jukebox had nowhere else to go, so looking down off his roof, to where the outlaw splatted, he saw a familiar face running down the street.

[color=00a651]“Nies! HEY, NIES! I'M HEADING TO THE SANCTUARY WANNA COME WITH~♪?”[/color]

Grabbing a drain pipe, Jukebox tried to slide down it, but it slowly started breaking away from the wall under his weight. As it fell the pipe got wedged between two buildings with Jukebox in the middle. Slowly climbing onto the pipe, Jukebox carefully made his way across to the next building, scrambling up as the pipe fell away to the ground.
Visibly shaken Jukebox looked down again and shouted [color=00a651] “I’M JUST GONNA FIND SOME STAIRS, SEE YOU IN A BIT~♪!”[/color]

Stressfully running his hands through his blonde locks Jukebox started down the stairs when a level 2 outlaw stepped onto the staircase and swung a bright red fire axe at Jukebox’s head. Slipping on the stairs to get out of the way, the axe sparked off the railing and hit Jukebox in the shoulder taking a solid 15% of Jukebox’s health.

Emptying the clip of his PPK into the outlaw dealt him rather low damage, but managed to stagger the apparent warrior. Taking out his “V’s Dagger” Jukebox stabbed the warrior in the hand and stole his axe. Hefting it in his hand Jukebox asked, 
[color=00a651] “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”[/color] which prompted music to explode through the building.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI2C1LB8n8[/youtube]

Swinging at the warrior, Jukebox clipped his arm [color=00a651]"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes,"[/color] his next swing forcing the warrior to fall down the stairs to get out of the way.

Taking a deep breath Jukebox pursued [color=00a651]"but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically."[/color] swinging the axe like a golf club stunned the outlaw [color=00a651]"The whole album"[/color] dodging the warrior's punch [color=00a651]"has a clear, crisp sound, and a new-"[/color] another 3% of health when the knuckle duster hit [color=00a651]"-sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost... y'know what? This joke has gone on long enough!"
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Smashing the axe into the warrior’s head like he was splitting logs caused the warrior to explode into crystals. Sitting on the steps Jukebox caught his breath and chuckled [color=00a651] “Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now...” [/color] getting up Jukebox took the axe and wandered out to see Nies.

[color=00a651] “Nies! Good to see you knocking about! Shame about the car, I totaled it getting here, but you sure did a number on it first!”[/color] turning to the other player Jukebox went into a slight bow [color=00a651]“Hi, Unrelenting Jukebox, but the floating name told you that. Pleasure. I haven’t been to Black City’s Sanctuary yet... would you two like to come along for the ride? Or is there some party you two are headed to?”[/color]
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