[quote=@Obscene Symphony]
<Snipped quote by karamonnom>

Upper back, part muscle strain and part having to maintain a shit posture because I need to look down and scan things. Spans from the base of the neck to midway down the spine and radiates through shoulder blades. 

Explanation: I work at Staples. During back to school season. I'm sure you know what that entails. 
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Clearly amputation is the only option.