Hopefully the guide should take you through it reasonably well.

If you've any questions, feel free to ask, and, as I say, don't be put off if I quibble some bits or ask you to be more specific in areas. I know (broadly) what I'm doing and what I'm looking for, but you don't - so if you don't get it 'right' first time, I'm not going to kick you out and set fire to your loved ones. :3

[sub]Honest[/sub].