disclaimer: Insane rambling ahead. You have been warned.


you wanna know who the real best god is 





[img]https://johnrchildress.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hermes.jpg[/img]

This man. This man who is HERMES. THE GREATEST OF ALL GREEK GODS. 

[img]https://thescamdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/hermes.png[/img]

HE IS THE GREATEST

HE STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

FEAR HIM FOR HE IS THE WRECKER OF YOUR CRAP, THE ENDER OF DAYS

HE WHO HAS BROUGHT ABOUT AND ENDED THREE PERCY JACKSON RPGS, AND ONE WHO WILL BRING ANOTHER YET TO COME

[img]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/greekmythology/images/3/3f/Hermes.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111002062032[/img]

YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS HERMES NOT GIVING A CRAP ABOUT YOUR TRIVIAL INSIGNIFICANT LIVES. HE GIVES NO #####. NONE. DO YOU NOT SEE ALL THE ##### HE IS NOT GIVING?!

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HERMES

BUT HERMES

HE COMPREHENDS YOU.