AVATAR: Pocahontas in space with giant blue ammonia breathing cat people things and space marines. WALK ON HOME BOY!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - *random beatboxing* Megan Fox looses her box turtles, and then finds them again after she forgot about htem some time later with a rat. Some japanese guy tries to kill them all because things. 

Ghostbusters: Don't cross the streams or except for when Gozer. Then cross the streams, also admit to being god. 

The Bourne Identity: Tour the world while I don't remember sh/t and get chased by random aggro people. 
The Bourne Supremacy: Jason's girlfriend gets bullet in brain, he goes after people with guns because of something before he grew up and became a real boy. 
The Bourne Ultimatum: Blonde lady hunts skitzo amnesiac assassin and faxes files to CNN. 
THe Bourne Legacy: Guy has trouble with dogs while hiking, then discovers superpowers maybe after the flu. 

Never Back Down: Fight Club meets random High School drama, except not as cool, no Helena Bonham Carter, and no explosions. 

The Fast And The Furious: You do not talk about Figh.. er Race Club. Also confusion about cops and robbers.