Randy walked down the long, long road. He made it, the East Market, where he first began his business, it would be good to return. Walking further, he a found a bustling spot with an empty space he could set up with. He set down his massive backpack and unpacked everything. After he finished, he stood behind a huge stall with all manners of rag-tag cobbled-together weapons with a huge sign above saying "The Junker's Incredible Weapons Parlour." He then set clapped his hands together, took a deep breath and turned towards the middle of the road with all the people. 

"Come one, come all!" He began to yell. "Come visit the Incredible Weapons Parlour! For all your self defence needs! Behold the power of a mighty switch-hatchet! An amazing weapon that switches from a sword to an axe on command! Blades don't do it? How about a gun? We have ALL of YOUR needs!" He continued, hopefully drawing the attention of potential buyers.