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[h2][b]Joe Watson[/b][/h2]
And there goes my good mood. Apparently, my reputation precedes me, even all the way over here in Seattle. And I just love the sarcastic tone she's using too; false sweetness overlying obvious, impotent frustration. Well, if she wants an argument...
'Actually, none of those,' I say to her, a wide and very false grin on my face and in my voice. 'The "next big conspiracy", as you so put it, is that I, Joe Watson, am in a sandwich shop, waiting for my food to arrive. You see, there's this newfangled and kind of exciting pastime called "lunch"; I haven't had an opportunity to have this "lunch" yet, and so I've come all the way out here, to Seattle, in order to see whether it's worth investing my energy into in the long run, or whether it's just a load of baloney. Pun very intended. But even so, it's nice to know that one of my long-time viewers is so [i]dedicated[/i] that they're willing to come over and talk to me even as I'm in the middle of this highly important investigation, perhaps even at risk of messing up the final results.'
The suggestion, I should hope, is obvious from my tone. I've been doing this for a very long time, and I am better at both arguing my case and sarcasm than you are, you left-wing radical bitch.