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My favorite is this one,

"YOU CAN'T HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER! YOU EITHER HAVE IT OR YOU DON'T. IT IS YOUR JOB TO COME PREPARED!"

Or with an addition to the one above which gives me the perfect comeback.

"JUST BORROW A PIECE FROM SOMEONE."

Akaya: "How can I borrow a piece of paper? Wouldn't that imply that I need to return it so how does that help me?"

"I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!"

Akaya: Well, I am just stating a fact but I guess I can ask to have a piece of paper.