[@Shadowpenguin07]

[h2][b]Joe Watson[/b][/h2]
My God, I can hear "The Star-Spangled Banner" playing from inside her skull as she talks. "Facts lie", she says; no, they don't, that's why they're called FACTS, you raving moron. And as for her thinking I've lost my personal touch? If I didn't have that, I wouldn't have a job. My job is as people-oriented as you can get; you [i]need[/i] to know how people work in order to do well as a reporter, even one who doesn't fluff the truth to make the viewers more comfortable. Especially one who doesn't fluff the truth, even. Facts do not preclude emotion, though the opposite may be true; and the fact is, if we keep going down the path we're on, it's going to be a disaster. But I'm sure the people around me don't care about anything like that; quite frankly, I'm surprised they're not giving a round of applause to the girl for her speech.
Speaking of which, I should come up with a retort. Or rather, I shouldn't, because doing so would add yet more fuel to the fire that is her leftist lunacy, but I figure that if I'm going to let her engage a rant that substantial, it's only fair that I get to respond. Fortunately, there's a very obvious response to what she's said, meaning I can communicate as much of a comeback as possible with minimal effort... a cheap comeback for its content, of course, but nevertheless effective. I stand, walk over to her again, tap her on the shoulder until she looks up at me, and with utmost relish, quietly say 'Feelings are what bring people like Hitler into power.' And that's it, that's all I say, after that I just turn around and walk back to my table. She doesn't deserve a more in-depth response, and quite frankly, it might do her some good to try and consider the full extent of my comment. Maybe she'll have a change of heart and come to see the light that is not being a complete and utter moron... but I know better than some that people rarely change their stripes, hence why I didn't bother taking up a more meaningful discussion with her. People will believe what they believe; if watching every single one of my videos didn't change her mind, talking to me in person sure as hell won't do it either. Still, so long as she's watching my videos, she's helping to pay for my lifestyle. Unless she uses AdBlock, as so many do nowadays... I bet she does.
Now all that's left to do is wait for my sandwich to come along. Or, alternatively, for another nay-sayer to try and tell me I'm a hateful evil bastard who doesn't deserve to live, for... telling people how things are. Because clearly, I don't deserve to live for being so cruel to them. Clearly.