[@Shadowpenguin07]

[h2][b]Joe Watson[/b][/h2]
And now she's gone too far. It happens sometimes, with the particularly devout liberals. And when they do go too far, I'm not the sort who's willing to let it slide. I quickly stand, jog after her, and grab her by the collar with my left hand before she can walk out, then drag her back into a headlock with my right arm and begin dragging her over to the counter again, heedless of the looks everyone else is giving me. As I do this dragging, I say to the girl (and loud enough for the rest of the restaurant to hear) 'Now, I'm perfectly willing to engage in witty recourse against raving lunatics like yourself. Freedom of speech is an important thing for civilisation. I've dug a metaphorical ravine, however, at people interfering with things I actually have to pay for, and you've just leapt right into it. Now,' I continue, turning her to face the counter as we near it and standing behind her in such a way that, should she lash out, she can't immediately reach any sensitive areas of mine, 'I'm willing to forgive this transgression, let you walk out of here, and we can both pretend this little interaction never happened, but the price for that will be however much the sandwich you just ate half of cost. Get your wallet-slash-purse out, put the money on the counter, and then I'll let you go. And by the way,' I say to the guy at the counter, who understandably looks fairly concerned, 'I'll have another pulled beef sandwich. Or "shredded beef", if you want to act like pulled beef is such an absurd thing to want to try.'