[quote=@Pripovednik] Welcome to the crazy house, to your left is red violets, straight ahead is Viagra Falls and to your left is the burger stand no one likes. Yes, you have two lefts. [b]Enjoy.[/b] [/quote] I assure you that I don't even know what a right is! So this suits me fine. [quote=@January] Welcome to RPG! That's a snazzy résumé you've got there, being the city's [i]de facto[/i] DM. Hope you find plenty of RPs to suit your interests and that you have a good time here! [/quote] Yeah! I am fairly popular at the local hobby shop even if they are more interested in MtG than Tabletop games. Small town though, alot of people drive about an hour away to go to any other store so these folks are kinda stuck with me. [quote=@LHG100] Hi. Nice to see new people coming in. On the top, there's a chat thing. feel free to come in whenever. Hope you have fun around here. [/quote] Glad to be here and thanks for all the warm welcomes! I will probably afk a bit in the chat and bother people if I can get the courage, hah!