Before the Barboach (who was eyeing me as I squared off against him) was able to land an attack on me, Spruce was able to interrupt the Barboach by taking one of his attacks... rather brutally, unfortunately. He became a damned statue, frozen intact while the Barboach began examining him like a lover or something. "Feeling somewhat disgusted, I-" wait, was I talking as I narrated? Just thinking about that forest made me realise how insane that place was, and here I am slowly dying from that giant bastard Arceus.

"-cast a fricken' storm of damn lightnin'!" What did I do? For one, I started to slur my speech and continued being a little more edgy than usual. For two, I ended up missing the Barboach, instead hitting a tree behind the thing. However, If I recalled correctly, it was possible to make a tree explode... so, being a little more disturbed than usual, I ended up letting a current run through all the splits and branches of the tree. It was only seconds until the tree began to expand before literally just popping in half, tearing itself apart as a violent explosion of air force a large branch onto the helpless Barboach, and the other part of the tree flying into an empty patch of snow for all I cared. "I'm feelin' lucky, don't I?" I said, unaware of what I did earlier while we began to clean up our business around here. "Okay... can we go now?" I asked, weaker than usual from having spent all my energy on making a tree explode. Splinters and the odd smell of burning sap filled the air, while the snow storm only seemed to get worse.