[quote=@Corvidae]
Ah, the Bread Knights - quick, someone add them to the lore compendium, they'd blend in seamlessly.

[i]Organically,[/i] even.


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[quote=Harald Silvertongue]
Bread Knights, the fiendish bread-based warriors of legend, remain one of the most terrifying foes I have encountered in all of Ansus. Bedecked in armor of bread and bearing weapons forged from the same victual, they are a fearsome sight to behold on the battlefield. I have dear listener, seen them cut down entire armies of men, without so much as a drop of their own blood being spilt upon the earth. Guided by the ancient stories, I have concluded that they must be some form of demon, impervious to the weapons of mortal men. The sole weakness I have discovered that the Bread Knights possess concerns the element of water and it is the only means by which one can penetrate the incredible strength of their wheat infused armor.

Their cruel chants still echo upon my ears when I am confronted by a loaf of wheat bread, "Bread! Bread for the Bread God!"
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