Okay, okay, my creative juices are flowing
/me wipes them up and lights the now-soaked paper towel on fire, and watches the rainbow flames light up

... crap.

Anyhow, I'm working on a post. Should be up shortly, if I keep writing like I am right now.

EDIT:
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