https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=502xxCTRfxo
As the cloud of smoke cleared, it revealed a truly terrifying sight. For there stood the mighty apocalypse, destroyer of worlds, ender of lives, and wrecker of your shit. And yet, he stood merely at the height of a human, and had incredibly cutesy eyes. It was a strange combination of awe-inspiringly cute, and terrifying. Like a kitten wielding your best friend's corpse as a a weapon. The fact that the abomination proceeded to give a thumbs-up to Kolon and wink at the camera did nothing to apease the deep, growing sense of discomfort.

Of course, Apocalypse was completely immune to most mind-altering gasses. Both magical and chemical means had no influence on his mental capacity, and he had recently become immune to psionic capabilities. Logically speaking, there was no real way the friendship grenade could have had any real effect. Of course, the friendship grenades didn't give a shit. Wackiness ensues.

Apocalypse shoots forward, moving through the dazed Alliance members. It grinned widely, laughing cutsily as it dished out layers upon layers of brutal punishment. Sparks and rainbows flew, as it blasted into each member at once, using it's immense speed to hit each before they had any idea what was happening. Rainbow explosions followed in his wake, as he left his enemies even more dazed in craters. To those looking on from a distance it seemed instant, impossible to follow with the naked eye. In a moment, the blink of an eye, every single one of the Alliance members shot away from the Apocalypse-flavored centre, crashing through buildings as they ripped a path of destruction through the city block. Smiling and laughing, Apocalypse stood in the centre, it's heavy voice replaced (terrifyingly) by the voice of an anime schoolgirl. The only one left standing after the brutal surprise attack was Satsuki, who had managed to block the attack.

The land was devastated, the ground torn and the city torn down. In the distance the statue of liberty slowly toppled over, where Bowser had hit it's base. Slowly, Apocalypse raised a thumbs up, sparkles appearing around it's face as it did so. For Apocalypse had managed, just for a moment, to tap into.... the magic of FRIENDSHIP.

Of course, as it smiled into the camera, it left itself completely open to counterattack. But it was worth it.