Considering the inactivity of this RP, I'll be executing general order 3bA-081c in the RPGuild's GM handbook, chapter 71, page 8, lines 3-10: 

"If the story has not been progressing much for an extended period of time, the GM is allowed to 'jumpstart' progress using one, and only one per incident, 'timewarp', alongside mildly taking control of all player's characters for the required purposes, as long as specific actions are mildly ambiguous to be edited later if requested by the players, and no 'out-of-character' actions are taken (E.G. a very evil character doing good for no personal gain)"

...making shit up is so fun.

Anyway, I'm so sorry about how this is mildly falling apart, but I'm just doing what I think is necessary. As I imply, if you have objections, I'm perfectly content with editing replacements into the post.