[quote=@Ashifili]
Well, who's character is a pedophile here?
[/quote]

I vote [@NarcissisticPotato], even the thingy under their name give it away, "Dirty on the outside, Fluffy on the inside". It sounds... sexually enticing like trout in a dress in certain contexts...
[sub]jk xP[/sub]

Tbh though, we should use an not-Lander NPC, name 'em <Big Ol' Papa Cuddly Twinlke Bears> or something