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"What in the world... so, let me get this right." I said, my voice lowered but still sharp. "You want us to get a present for a woman who can look like any age, a present. A woman, I might add, that is our CEO, and if we get this wrong, we're probably fired. Oh, wait, there's more, shes probably also the most dangerous person in America, and one of the most dangerous people in the world, so if we do get this wrong, we'll be fired and end up in a hospital at best. And I'm pretty sure none of us have ever seen her, much less found out what she'd want for her birthday. How on flipping Earth do you expect us to do that! Huh!" I raise my voice significantly higher for the last part. "Do you want to get onto her good side, is that it? Without putting yourself at risk? Well, if it is, I'm not having any part of it." Pushing myself up, I turn around.