"I'll have you know that these swords break [i]a lot[/i], thank you very much." Al interjected, thrusting his hand aside.
"A lot." he repeated, his face growing serious.

"Also, they're bigger than throwing knives. Also, they're cool. Why would you have one cool thing when you could have three? Answer me that, mister man. And for the record, we don't need you-" this sentence was cut off by a loud grumbling. "We need your charity. I'll check out the weird stuff for you for free food. Deal?"