[quote=@Wade Wilson]
Have you [i]seen[/i] rugby? I mean, you wear armour when playing your pussie sports! Our football n' rugby break people's bones, m8!
[/quote]

And that's why rugby throws the ball backwards, after all the head trauma no one knows which way to go. 

Although you may want a better example outside of soccer when you want to insult our sports. Pretty sure all it takes is a butterfly to brush a soccer player and they'll drop to the ground and pretend to be dying.