1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Sabaton-To Hell And Back, Sabaton-Night Witches, 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17 Clay, Mesopotamia's most abundant resource, went 4: What do you think about most? Different plot ideas for my writing 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? I accidentially made everyone leave a group chat by posting "goat" porn 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With them on 7: What's your strangest talent? Well, I can make myself fit into most social groups. I guess. I'm boring, okay? 8: Girls... are definitely sapient beings(finish the sentence); Boys... probably are too(finish the sentence) 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? No 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? I don't play the air guitar. 11: Do you have any strange phobias? Dogs barking tends to make me curl up into a scared little ball 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes, a tissue, because my nose is wrong and I'm basically forced to pick it, but I ain't no animal. 13: What's your height? I dunno, like 5 foot eight? Something like that, maybe taller? 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Talking to someone else 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? In front of it 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Sabaton, because I'm the nerdiest fan of power metal 17: What was the last lie you told? I said I didn't like Neil DeGrasse Tyson at lunch today 18: Do you believe in karma? No... yes? No... yes, no. Yes? No. [u][i][b]MAYBE[/b][/i][/u]. 19: What does your URL mean? Ain't got no URL 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? My weakness is a complete inability to put any work into anything, my strength is being able to get anything done if I put work into it. 21: Who is your celebrity crush? I don't have one 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope 23: How do you vent your anger? I'm a teenager, dammit. I listen to music and mumble under my breath like any other red-blooded American boy. 24: Do you have a collection of anything? Uh... do a few WWII posters in my room count? Didn't think so. 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I prefer to talk online, but without the video. That way, I don't have to see another human's face, but without all the anxiety of knowing that you're barging in on someone else's life by calling them! 26: Are you happy with the person you've become? I'd say no if I wasn't surrounded by literal neo-Nazis and had an internet connection. So yes, I am very much happy with who I am. 27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate the sound of chalk on literally anything, and love the sound of snow under boots 28: What's your biggest "what if"? "What if I actually ended up doing something of importance?" 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Neutral on ghosts, absolutely believe in aliens, not that they've come here, but that they exist. They sill could have come here, though. 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. A piece of paper with some newspaper comics on it, a history textbook 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Dogs whom refuse all baths 32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? So I went to school in the bad part of Durham, NC in elementary school. Doesn't count anymore, since that city's steadily getting better and better. 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East Coast, screw y'all Commiefornians! Said the democratic socialist 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? I don't know, dammit. I don't pay attention to what singers in general look like, much less how attractive they are. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life? Whatever you want 36: Define Art. Something made by a person (not an action) that elicits an emotional response. 37: Do you believe in luck? Yes 38: What's the weather like right now? Pretty okay 39: What time is it? 9:25 PM, just turned. 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Nope 41: What was the last book you read? [i]The Dinner[/i] by Herman Koch. Pretty good if you ask me. 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Hell yes 43: Do you have any nicknames? Yes, Key. That's it. People aren't that imaginative. 44: What was the last film you saw? Uhh... probably [i]The Martian[/i]. I don't watch movies all that much. 45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? I fractured my tailbone once. And that being my worst injury is why I believe in luck, among other things. 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? I MIGHT like things related to WWII. Just a bit. Also, international politics. I always know about the latest news from Syria and the like two days before it gets on TV. 48: What exactly are you wearing right now? Sweatpants, a NASA T-Shirt dedicated to the last launch of the space shuttle [i]Discovery[/i], and briefs. Oh, also glasses. 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? The entire school assumes that I'm going out with this one girl. Aside from said one girl, that is. 50: Do you believe in magic? No, but ask that to the me a year and a half ago... 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Not really 52: What is your astrological sign? Virgo 53: Do you save money or spend it? I tend to save it, but only because I never really think to spend it. 54: What's the last thing you purchased? I got a canned root beer from a vending machine today. 55: Love or lust? Love 56: In a relationship? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 57: How many relationships have you had? Zero, that isn't about to change, and that's definitely for lack of trying. 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I wish, you damn superhumans. 59: Where were you yesterday? At home, then at school, then at home. 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes, a pillow on the nearby couch has pink trim 61: Are you wearing socks right now? No, completely barefoot 62: What's your favorite animal? The Dog 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I guess I'm just pathetic enough to be somewhat cute, but not so pathetic that I'm just pathetic. 64: Where is your best friend? Probably at his house 65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. I don't go on Tumblr. There's this one called Asexual Jokes or something, and I sometimes take a look at it. 66: What is your heritage? Mostly Scots-Irish (Maclean clan, specifically), but I know I have some Austrian in my somewhere. My family says I probably have Cherokee in me, but that's probably more because my entire Mom's side is obsessed with Native American culture. 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Watching [i]Space Brothers[/i]. 68: What do you think is Satan's last name? Trump (Haha I made a funny) 69: How do you look right now? Fat. Fat and hairy. So like a despicable member of the human race. 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? No, opposites attract. 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the dog, dammit. I think that the memory of saving something is worth more than my job. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a) Yes, they kinda deserve to know. Even thought half of them would laugh and one would try to speed up the process. b) Desperately write in the vain hope that I might at least get posthumously published c) No, I'd really just be sad. Because I have dreams, and that's terrible 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Don't you kind of need trust for love? I mean, if not, then it's really just lust, right? In that case, trust. I'm asexual, I can go without lust 74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? "Fire In The Sky" by Kristoph Klover 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 1440 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Chemistry. It doesn't matter what you believe or think as long as you get along. 77: How can I win your heart? Be better than I am 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Hell yes it can 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? I forgave this one guy for something he did once. 80: What size shoes do you wear? Uhh... size 10 US, 44 EU 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? "You'd better not be crying right now. I had a fun time, now go have a fun time yourself dammit." 82: What is your favorite word? Ain't 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Erich Hartmann. Second thing was willpower, I swear I don't think entirely in terms of WWII. 84: What is a saying you say a lot? I don't have one. 85: What's the last song you listened to? Katyusha, sung by the Red Army Choir 86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? Blue 87: What is your current desktop picture? A picture of Kanata Sorami from Sora no Woto playing her trumpet with a city based off of Cuenca, Spain in the background. Entirely drawn in shades of blue. The one on my laptop, however, is that one "It is our holy duty to protect against the foreign hordes" picture from Bioshock Infinite, but with Donald Trump's face photoshopped over George Washington's 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Kim Jong Un. Fuck North Korea. 89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Nothing, not in the right circumstances 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Timidly ask them if they need anything 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Oh hell yes, I'd choose flight. 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Any given chunk of the bit in the field trip that ended 8th grade for my class that was spent at Busch Gardens. I swear, we were less rich than it sounds 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Just choose an embarrassing moment at random, bro 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? I'm asexual, dammit. What is it with you people and fucking singers? 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Probably Tokyo. I've never been to a really big city, and Tokyo's basically the biggest out there. I've also always liked going places where the culture is totally different, so that's also a plus. London is a close second, though. I went there a few years back and really loved it, but didn't explore every last nook and cranny of the Imperial War Museum. That's something I'd like to do. 96: Do you have any relatives in jail? No 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yes 98: Ever been on a plane? Yes 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? "Can we, you know, settle down and not have a war? Maybe do some shit in space instead?"