Okay:

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? - All American Prophet (The Book of Mormon), Perfect Day (Lou Reed), The Thing About Things (Amanda Palmer), The Curse of Milhaven (Nick Cave), Ground Control to Major Tom (David Bowie), Pirate Jenny (Nina Simone) I hope I don't have to do 6 answers for all 99 of these.
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - The Dalai Lama, or maybe Charlie Brooker.
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. The first three were actually an illustration, and a poem and comic page with fewer than 17 lines. 'knew that you weren't making the image you wanted to, but you'
4: What do you think about most? - missed opportunities probably
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? - some bullshit about checking if keys are in my housemates door, I lock the door even when I'm in going out without keys is near incomprehensible to me
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? - naked, sometimes pants
7: What's your strangest talent? - political caricature drawing
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) - Girls don't cry. Boys will be girls with no warning.
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? - Not to my knowledge, but I am senpai material.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? - last NYE
11: Do you have any strange phobias? - werewolves
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? - a tissue
13: What's your height? - 6 foot
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? - walking, or admiring the sky
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - behind
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? - Birdeatsbaby maybe?
17: What was the last lie you told? I'm not actually senpai material.
18: Do you believe in karma? - I'm kind of Buddhist, so I probably should but not really.
19: What does your URL mean? - I don't know what that is.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness - catastrophising everything. Strength - understanding things intuitively.
21: Who is your celebrity crush? - Chris Hemsworth/Evans. Okay, every single Avengers actor. Except Quicksilver and Hawkeye, I don't even know who plays them.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? - Yep, in a crocodile infested river as well.
23: How do you vent your anger? - Running is my healthy way of venting, otherwise I sometimes break things or binge eat.
24: Do you have a collection of anything? - Books, particularly Stephen King, Alan Moore and Chuck Palahniuk. One of the Palahniuk's is signed :D
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Phone.
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? - Sometimes, more so than I used to be.
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? - Hate: flies buzzing. Love: beer bottles opening.
28: What's your biggest "what if"? - What if I hadn't resat my first year at university.
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Ghosts, no. Aliens, obviously, they were on Fargo don'cha know?
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. - Right: Luchador mask. Left: Camera (Fujifilm Finepix SR3200).
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? - Coffee.
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? - Belize City, I've never felt more vulnerable in my life.
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? - West Coast. The Lake District all the way.
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? - Taylor Madison Damion, holy fuck is she sultry.
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? - A life with meaning.
36: Define Art. - The communication of emotions, thoughts or ideas in a creative way.
37: Do you believe in luck? - no, but other people still have all of it
38: What's the weather like right now? - cold
39: What time is it? - 4 in the morning, I slept one refreshing hour and then couldn't sleep. I'm going to stay awake so I can attend university.
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? - I don't drive right now, I did once crash a little and send a small dog flying from back seat to front.
41: What was the last book you read? - The Girl in the Spider's Web was the last one I read all of. 1984 was the last one I read any of.
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? - Yes.
43: Do you have any nicknames? - Donny/Danny.
44: What was the last film you saw? - All the way though: Dawn of the Dead. Unfinished because it was so shit: Unfriended.
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? - Do seizures count? I've never even broken a bone otherwise.
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? - Yes.
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? - Early photography, cartooning, horror films.
48: What exactly are you wearing right now? - Pyjamas. A red top. Grey bottoms with the head of the Muppet Animal all over them.
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? - Not to my knowledge. My friends were probably discussing my sexuality before I came out to some of them, but I don't think it was malicious and I'm not sure I have enough friends for it to count as a rumour.
50: Do you believe in magic? - Only when I watch magic shows, they're about feeling wonder discuss how it's done so you can look smart afterwards.
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? - Yeah, I'm not great at letting go of emotions but considering that They're never very strong.
52: What is your astrological sign? - Scorpio
53: Do you save money or spend it? - Both, normally net saving, right now net spending.
54: What's the last thing you purchased? - A small vegetarian pizza with no mushrooms.
55: Love or lust? - lust
56: In a relationship? - no
57: How many relationships have you had? - big fat zero
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? - Not yet... But soon. Very soon.
59: Where were you yesterday? - University
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? - A book about the Roman Legions, some worksheets, some pens. This obviously isn't near enough, thankyou for highlighting this travesty.
61: Are you wearing socks right now? - no
62: What's your favorite animal? - killer whales
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? - making them feel awkward with silence then making them feel relieved with humour
64: Where is your best friend? - If we're talking best friend right now, he's in the room next door. If we're talking will be friends for ever and would die for it's my brother in Abingdon.
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. - ew
66: What is your heritage? - Irish people who moved over here to work in the mines. The miner's strike, demolition yards, old war films.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? - Playing Age of Empires the Africa expansion.
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? - After today, probably Trump.
69: How do you look right now? - Big ears, big nose, few blemishes on the chin. Nice lips, cheeks, eyebrows. Smart glasses, lined forehead. Shitty hair and neck.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? - yes
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? - save the dog, take it to work with me as proof. Maybe this is why so many homeless people have dogs?
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? - a) and b) I don't know, it'd make me want to go out and see all the places I haven't. If I told people they'd make demands on my time, if I didn't they'd wonder where I was. I'd probably tell a few friends at first, get some time with them, then travel, come back and tell everyone else, spend some time with my family, then go somewhere beautiful to die. c) I'd probably be afraid like anyone, I'm pretty accepting of the fact that'll I die but only in the vague 'one day' sense. I believe that if you're afraid of dying you're afraid of living, so I'd just have to confront it.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. - love
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? - Once in a lifetime (Talking Heads)
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? - I'm not going to share that.
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? - honesty
77: How can I win your heart? - I doubt you will. So, prove me wrong I guess.
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? - yes, case in point William Blake. Although a lot of mad geniuses became less creative because of 'madness' eg: Nietzsche.
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? - Going on an archaeological dig abroad.
80: What size shoes do you wear? - 11
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? - I don't know. Something that told people to meditate on their own life rather than pray over me. A digital timer could be cool, you get 10 minutes then you have to go experience your life. My name would be cool too.
82: What is your favorite word? - obviously
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. - canopic jars
84: What is a saying you say a lot? - 'Well that's shitty.' or 'Fuck that.'
85: What's the last song you listened to? - Sex Changes (the Dresden Dolls)
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? - purple
87: What is your current desktop picture? - the default, just some grass
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? - I'd probably dump the button in the ocean somewhere.
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? - Have you ever considered suicide?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? - Put on the Monster Mash and start dancing, hope they'll join in and no werewolves turn up.
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? - It'd either be psychic powers, telepathic and telekinetic, or not quite immortality. By not quite immortality I mean not living forever, and not being able to be injured or killed, but living for a set amount of time without much ageing. I think a billion years would be the upper limit, but sticking around until the earth is destroyed would be pretty metal.
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? - The Amanda Palmer concert I went to in Manchester, starting with 'The Wind that Shakes The Barley'
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - Some things with my uncle that border into abuse.
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? - Amanda Palmer, or maybe Lou Reed or Liza Minelli. Or maybe, just like a whole orchestra.
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? - Sydney.
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? - no
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? - Yeah, my mum then had a case of road rage and threw the sick bag on top of some assholes car.
98: Ever been on a plane? Yes!
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? - Does that mean I'm a voice in the sky. Then probably 'Tremble before me puny humans! I am your God!'

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3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "– and my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba. The businessmen exit on the second floor. We have one more floor to travel."
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I just spat coffee everywhere, fuck you.