Why hello my fellow countrymen, I have been recommended to the site from a very prestigious friend, and have arrived to take a glimpse at what it has to offer me. It appears my prestigious friend wasn't mistaken in their endeavours to interest me and I have become slightly intrigued. Excuse me one second.

*Slowly sips high-end tea and shifts monocle to the right* 

Ah, much better! Now to tell you about one's self. I come from a very long line of very prestigious and obnoxious tea drinkers and monocle lovers, who all have the same prestigious common goal of boosting one's ego by criticising the masses (peasants) :golfclap. I enjoy postcard collecting and have slowly massed a great collection of ye olde coins, of which I am most proud. 

My third prestigious uncle was once said to be - "Quite smashing" - a bounteous compliment I too wish to, some day, live up to.

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Prestigious word count: [b]5[/b]

[u]Lol jk, your average slob teenager.[/u]




[color=39b54a][h2]JOHN CENA[/h2][/color]