1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? - God is a Serb, Moskau, Dschingis Khan, Macintosh Plus, Goodbye to Yesterday, Dark Eyed Cossack Girl
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Karl Marx, so I could shake him down for the other two volumes of Capital he didn't end up writing
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. - "...about not letting him see women. He's no sex fiend"
4: What do you think about most? - What next?
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? - "Ok"
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? - With
7: What's your strangest talent? - I... I don't have any talents
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) - Girls are female children. Boys are not.
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? - no ;_;
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? - When I was talking about Fury Road with my friend
11: Do you have any strange phobias? - nope
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? - nope, only Australian made products
13: What's your height? - 6, 1
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? - Walking back inside
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - behind, not as in operatong it but as in not being seen
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? - The Red Army Choir
17: What was the last lie you told? - Yes, of course I enjoy this
18: Do you believe in karma? - no
19: What does your URL mean? - Ugandan Rugby League
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Laziness, Improvisation
21: Who is your celebrity crush? - don't have one
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? - no, I cant even swim
23: How do you vent your anger? - I don't, I prefer to keep it in and then just be a prick for a while
24: Do you have a collection of anything? - Robert Heinlein books
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? - Not really
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? High pitch frequencies, foreign music 
28: What's your biggest "what if"? - What if I manned up?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Ghosts no, Aliens yes
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. - Fly screen, carpet
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? - Air?
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? - 
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? - West coast, because its not the Gold Coast
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? - taytay obviously
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? - There is no meaning
36: Define Art. - something to look and listen to
37: Do you believe in luck? - no
38: What's the weather like right now? - warm, cloudy
39: What time is it? 5:36 PM
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? - no
41: What was the last book you read? - "North Korea - the Paranoid Peninsula"
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? - yes
43: Do you have any nicknames? - "Comrade"
44: What was the last film you saw? - "Hugo"
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? - a minor cut
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? - no
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? - Vaporwave
48: What exactly are you wearing right now? - Shorts, t-shirt
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? - Im far too socially oblivious to notice things like that, and when I do its usually paranoia
50: Do you believe in magic? - No
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? - no
52: What is your astrological sign? - Sagittarius
53: Do you save money or spend it? - Save
54: What's the last thing you purchased? - A hair cut
55: Love or lust? - 
56: In a relationship? - 
57: How many relationships have you had? - 
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? - no
59: Where were you yesterday? - same place I am today
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? - yes,one of those giant air exercise ball things
61: Are you wearing socks right now? - Why would I be wearing socks when Im literally dripping in sweat?
62: What's your favorite animal? - Lynx
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? - Dont have one
64: Where is your best friend? - I have no idea, Azeroth probably
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. - lol tumblr
66: What is your heritage? - Anglo-Celtic, if you go back far enough then French, and even further back Scandinavian
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? - thinking about replying to this
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? - Satan, his first name is Lucifer
69: How do you look right now? - Dishevelled 
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? - No, I honestly don't know how people put up with me
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? - Go to work and let nature do its thing
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? - Yes, start writing ambiguous, contradicting and vaguely insulting letters to give people when I die so they end up being incredibly confused, No
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. - Love
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? - Moskau
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? - 
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? - Mutual respect
77: How can I win your heart? - You cant
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? - Yes, without insanity you cannot truly be creative
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? - Not preordering Fallout 4
80: What size shoes do you wear? - I have no idea
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? - I don't want a tombstone
82: What is your favorite word? - Schadenfreude
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. - muscle
84: What is a saying you say a lot? - "Have you heard the Good word of..."
85: What's the last song you listened to? - Hantasi - 11be
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? - Grey and purple
87: What is your current desktop picture? - http://imgur.com/uLfSbcw
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? - Malcolm Turnbull, current leader of Australia, if he died then the LNP would be thrown into chaos! Ha!
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? - "what are your fetishes?"
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? - ask them if I could have a cookie and a warm glass of milk, get them to tuck me back into bed and whisper to them "your the best mummies ever"
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? - The power to bend and manipulate time 
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? - Nothing in my life so far has been worth experiencing twice, can I save it for later?
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - Nothing that bad has been in my life so far, again, can I save this for later?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? taytay, more importantly why are so many of these questions about music and musicians?!
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? - I don't, instead I try to sell the ticket because I don't really want to be anywhere right now
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? - If I do, then I dont know about them
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? - does a parking lot count?
98: Ever been on a plane? - I have not
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? - Nothing, because if I did I know my throat would dry up and I would become a stuttering mess

TL;DR Im a very boring person