[quote=@Maxx]
<Snipped quote by Shikaru>

OH, SO NOW SHE CAN KICK MY ASS WITH ONE HAND AND MAKE A PERFECT FRITTATA WITH THE OTHER? HOW COMFORTING.
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Well, at-least you'll have food to eat while you recover :>

[quote=@FernStone]
That would be a pretty terrifying sight to witness
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It would be hilarious to watch, in all honesty, xD.