[h1][center][color=007236]Staff Sergeant Hunter Monroe[/color][/Center][/h1]

So after assessing the situation, they may have taken the situation a little too well. Instead of me getting a small laugh out of it I was sitting here looking like an awkward asshole on his first date. And now they are bringing honor in the mix?! What the hell?! If there is anything I learned from basic training, it's always look like you know what you are doing, then everyone will assume you do. "[color=007236]You guys want to know what I am implying? YOU really want to know?[/color]" I smiled, just to top off everything. "[color=007236]I am saying that...[/color]" And I froze. I was a pretty good actor... as long as everything went according to plan. 

So now I am sitting here, with a blank expression on my face, attempting to look like I know what I am doing. "[color=007236]You know what it's not important, What is important is that will this program make me sterile? Because it just came to me that I have no idea if it will or not?[/color]" Distract from the point. If it works well the enemy is holding you at gun point it has to work on officers too right? "[color=007236]I mean I plan to retire someday, what if I wanted to have like... Twenty kids or some crazy number like that? Is that even possible? Because if not I am choosing between my unborn kids and my leg.[/color]" Now that I thought about it, would I be able to have kids after this? Would I have to choose between my leg and my unborn kids? Hmm. Sorry Junior, you're out of luck.