[quote=@TheWindel]
[@Lugubrious]

Well then. My apologies. As for your post, just keep it as is as said before.
[/quote]

I cannot physically bring myself to throw away the replacement post I'm working on and put back the bit I know is inaccurate and goes against your wishes.

[@Clocktowerechos] don't you find that second one a wee bit ludicrous for this sort of setting?  I really like the first one though.