Turtle: Armored froglizard

Singing: Pleasant yelling

Dog: Fuzzy suicide prevention that yells

Cat: Fuzzy suicide prevention that only sometimes yells

Flower: Aesthetically pleasing plant junk

Pollen: Plant jizz

Tanning booths: Pay someone to let you roast yourself alive

Sexual reproduction: Because splitting in two wasn't much fun, really

Ice giants: Blue fartballs with some ice on the side

Gas giants: Regular gasballs with some ice on the side

Mouth: Wordhole, foodhole, airhole. The new cloaca.