[centre][color=fdc68a][h2]The Helpful Guide to Avoiding Zombification[/h2][/color]

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[color=f7976a][b]1: Vulnerable to the bitey-bitey and scratchy-scratchy. 
2: Great for seeing, eating and hearing pesky zombies.
3: Needed for the hitty-hitty and the pew pews.
4: For slapping bitches and carrying shit.
5: DO NOT GET BIT HERE.
6: Good for drop kicks, but best at running the hell away.[/b][/color]
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[color=fdc68a][h3][i]We hope this was helpful.[/i] [b]Stay safe![/b][/h3][/color]
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