[quote=@Delta44]
"Would you be the King to my queen of hearts?"
"If I said 'hit me', would you deal me an ace?"
"The two cards in my hand add up to 15, and they're exactly what I want to do to you."
"If you want, you can see my fold, you just have to ask." 
[/quote]

*Fans self* Ooh, lordy, I'm gettin' the vapors!