[@MelonHead][@Tasuke] I've got a ninja armed with bouncy balls*.

*Oddly not a joke character. He originated in a Naruto RP where they were holding a tournament to determine the next leader after they had just lost their leader in battle, and he was like, "It's really dumb for us to be fighting this tournament with bladed weapons and explosives and laser beam magic given that we're already in a super weak position. I'm gonna fight only using stealth items, guile, healing magic, and bouncy balls to protest." Managed to get second place, and his value on human life and sneakiness came to be defining factors in his character throughout future incarnations.