[quote=@I Own Cows]
Oh dear, someone is going to die.
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Well yeah, someone had to, but I was lenient. This whole holiday thing has sorta thrown a spanner in my works; that Lyra hasnt been online at all is telling me she probably can't get near a computer, so I've spared her for now. 

How does John fancey running a war zone? Salvation is at hand! Just gotta be careful the Apache don't mistake him for something else and throw a hellfire his way.

The others are totally fucked though. Etzer and Kahleen are gonna have to pull some extreme nonsense out of their arses to survive the next couple of posts.