“What is going on?!” Sharon thought to himself as he fervently clung to a strand of Ashira’s green hair as the Sentinel crouched down to avoid a high kick from a drunk Night Elf whom promptly proceeded to spin around 360 degrees before slipping and slamming herself face-first into the ground! “Shaw, wasn’t Li supposed to be back already?” “Possibly, nothing is confirmed yet!” Sharon yelled back as he looked through the brawl to see Rithrynn staring at him and Ashira from the outside. But as he was hanging from Ashira’s hair against her back, he would suddenly notice the Chevalier Lithrielle as she was charging at the unaware Ashira from behind! [i]“Time to move!”[/i] Moving one hand to touch Ashira’s back, Sharon would cast a quick teleportation spell, causing both him and Ashira to vanish in the air as the chevalier-elf charged in; “Lithrielle”, rather than charging into Ashira would instead collide face first with another drunk elf coming from the front, causing them both to collapse in a pile on the spot! Ashira and Sharon would reappear right next to the pile. As the momentarily confused Ashira resumed her fighting position, Sharon would leap from her back and onto the shoulder of the nearby Night Elf, running across the Sentinel's back and sliding off her arm just as the elf had her leg kicked out from under her by Ashira! Soaring through the air in the middle of the scuffle, Sharon would manage to grab onto the bottom of Delilah’s loincloth just as the elf got punched in the face, using it to swing between her legs as she fell backwards and letting go just as Delilah slammed into the spot Sharon had been in second’s ago! But as he looked back and let out a sigh of relief, he would eventually look forward and realized that all he could see at that point was Sentinel Aleena’s big purple butt as he soared right towards her rear where she lay on top of another sentinel in a wrestling match! Succeeding in averting disaster by performing a last second blink as he was already practically between Aleena’s big buttocks, he would instead appear somewhat higher up as he safely landed on top of the Sentinel’s butt rather than in it. Bouncing off Aleena’s rear and sliding across her arched back, he’d leap onto her helmet, and further off into the air; succeeding in jumping out of the melee and gracefully landing in Rithrynn’s hand. “That's my daily dose of acrobatics over with... ” Sharon would mutter with a smile on his face as he looked up at Rithrynn and nonchalantly moved a hand to brush off any dust from his robes. “If my mansion has been compromised, we should make our way to my study. I don’t want them steal,-“ Sharon was right in the middle of giving his instructions when he looked past Rithrynn’s shoulder, just in time to see a screaming Silje-Serphia as she was catapulted through the room by Captain Serphia, only to crash right into Rithrynn and Sharon as they stood! “I did not ask for this!” Silje-Serphia muttered as she rolled off Rithrynn, beaten and battered as she crawled towards the staircase. Turning around, she would let out a frightened shriek as she saw the furious Night Elf Captain come walking towards her; Serphia's eyes glowing with murderous intent; and quickly began to scramble up the stairs! “Noo! Stay away from me, I’M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I DID NOT MEAN TO STEAL YOUR WARBAND! YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK!” Having gone multiple shades more pale, Silje-Serphia would roll around and begin a frantic scramble to get up the stairs as if all the demons of hell were on her tail, tripping at the top before getting back up and barreling across the corridor! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “And this is the Liaena Rune girl?” Malizia asked as she cast the sprawling human in her arms a look of contempt, the Draenei appearing quite clearly to harbor very little love for the girl who had quickly developed herself to become quite the nuisance! “Yes, the consort of Sharon Dal’dieb; his lover, if you will. She is valuable as a target if we will need to lure him or anything, so please refrain from killing her.” Valion spoke as he looked up at the Draenei, noticing how Malizia eyed the girl. “Could you at least make her stop sprawling so much? Unless you want to try to hold her!” Malizia complained as she eyed Liaena’s legs in particular, whom often kicked back into Malizia’s own knees from time to time. Noticing this, Valion would snap his fingers, and immediately the spell that was cast on Liaena would be cancelled, allowing her to wake up in the real world and see normally, no longer contained by her waking nightmare as she could again feel the warmth of the room - and the hands holding her by her collar. “I apologize for the crude methods, my lady, but unfortunately; given the circumstances; they were necessary.” Valion spoke calmly through his warped saronite mask as he looked up at Malizia and Liaena, the former giving him a particularly odd look at the mention of ‘my lady’. “Cut the formalities, Valion! I will lead this little interview!” Malizia was quick to speak as she began to turn Liaena around, but just as she was about to, a couple of steps could be heard from outside the office door that made both Valion and Malizia peer towards the entrance of Sharon’s study. Suddenly, the door would be thrown open, as a crying Silje-Serphia came storming into the room, arms in the air as she ran right over a surprised Valion, almost stepping on him. “[b]AAAAAAHH! HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME! THERE’S A PSYCHO WOMAN IN THE HOUSE![/b]” Silje-Serphia shrieked as she ran past Liaena and behind Malizia, where she huddled behind the rather confused looking Draenei. “The elven warlord, she said she was gonna eat me! LIGHT, who is she?!” Silje-Serphia spoke with a terrified voice as she hugged Malizia, only occasionally peeking over the Draenei’s shoulder and towards the office door. All the while, both Malizia and Valion would share an awkward look.