I wish I could pretend to be hip and mature and cool by grabbing one of the many fantastically dope lines from [@Rockette]'s intro, but I have to go with this because it made me smile:

[hider][Quote=@Drinky][color=lightgreen]"Listen son, I don't show up at your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth while you're working, so pipe down eh?"[/color][/quote][/hider]

I fear the day when I grow up.